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    Please feel free to perform or copy the songs here, as long as you preserve attribution.  If you have a song you'ld like me to list, let me know!

    One No-Trump Opening
    Geoff Hopcraft, 2004
    Tune: "Row, Row, Row Your Boat"

    Count, count, count your points
    Fifteen to Seventeen
    If you have a balanced hand
    One no-trump sets the scene.

    Grand Slam
    Geoff Hopcraft, 2004
    Tune: "Downtown"

    When you have 37 points with your partner you can always go -- Grand Slam

    When your opponents open each of their hands and see a Yarborough -- Grand Slam

     

    So listen to your partner when she jump-shifts in the bidding;

    If you look at your hand and think "Man, she must be kidding!" -- Grand Slam

     

    There's 13 tricks waiting there

    but if they first cash an ace you'll want to pull out your hair

    'Cause in -- Grand Slam

    You need them all.  You're in -- Grand Slam

    Too high to fall.  Bid your -- Grand Slam

    Kings and Queens calling to you.